1. If Mom has to help you open your candy, Mom gets the first bite.
2. When Mom takes you, and only you, out for a slushy, you must finish that slushy before you get home and all evidence must be thoroughly destroyed and hidden (including brushing really good so nobody sees your blue tongue).
3. When Mom is trying to take a nap on a Saturday afternoon, do not call her name. Do not stand and stare at her. Do not pick this moment to decide you need to have a long conversation.
4. You should only yell to Mom from another room if you are trapped under heavy furniture. If you are not trapped, you will be expected to walk into the room Mom is in and talk to her.
5. Never pat Mom's belly and laugh. Ne-ver.
6. Flattery does work.
7. There is a 5 joke limit when telling Knock Knock or Chuck Norris jokes.
8. Mom does like to have her picture taken once in a while too. It's nice to think future generations will know we exist. Just please take them when we have our hair and makeup somewhat done, and not when we are ready for bed.
9. You will always make Mom happy if, given the choice, you pick playing outside over video games.
And last but not least
10. You can never give Mom too many hugs or kisses!
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